Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The ambiance is lackluster, and the decor is outdated and uninviting. The seating arrangements are uncomfortable, and the lighting is unflattering, making it hard to see anything clearly.
The food menu at Mastersons Bar is disappointing, and the dishes are mediocre in quality. I found the food to be tasteless and uninspired, and the portions were not worth the cost. The burger was flavorless, the fries were soggy, and the salad was unfresh. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was unprofessional, and the staff was unwelcoming or helpful. They seemed disinterested in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are unremarkable either. The selection is uninspired, and the quality is average at best. The cocktails lacked any creativity, and the beer selection was disappointing. The bartenders seemed untrained and had a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a monotonous solo act, with the musician faltering to play the guitar and singing out of tune. The ear-splitting volume of the music compelled everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like more info the musician was uninspired, just phoning it in. The dismayed audience had no choice but to endure the lackluster performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was remarkably disappointing. The uninviting environment, subpar food, watered-down drinks, and inattentive service were all below par, and I wouldn't suggest it as a viable option. There are superior options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better return on investment. I was extremely let down and will avoid this establishment at all costs.